Response to The Bored of Trade

Carol Wingding, President and CEO of the Toronto Area Bored of Trade says voters must "expect higher standards of performance" from their politicians. 

Well, I'm here to tell you that, as far I'm concerned at least, you can definitely expect the highest level of performance from me that a clam can give.  In fact, I would go so far as to say that, relatively speaking, my standards are higher than that of any other candidate. For instance, Carol mentions that we should spend more effort lessening the gap between the rich and the poor. Well, that's a no-brainer, right? And easily solved, too. We just give a lot of the rich people's money to the poor people. Problem solved.  It really isn't that hard, folks.

And I see that the Bored is launching it's  “Think Twice, Vote Once Campaign”. Well, I don't know about a 'campaign' but if it's a 'Clampaign' they're after, I'm their guy!And you don't even have to think twice about it!

Apparently they think that "little progress was made on priorities essential for the prosperity of Toronto and surrounding regions, including transportation, dealing with aging infrastructure, creating jobs..."

Yeah, really! Do you think so? Give me a break. Little progress was made on getting the mayor to stay straight for ten minutes! Or his opponents to stop laughing and dancing around with him on their 'dance breaks'. When they weren't screaming at each other or knocking each other over in the aisles that is. You would think they could have at least done some work while Mr. Mayor was making his daily apology to the media.  

Well, my peoples, that will stop with me I can assure you. First off, I have no legs so dancing around the council chamber will be out that's for sure. And as I will have to be in a glass aquarium in order to survive, that will cut down on my barging around smacking into the senior Councillors. And there's one thing you will never, ever see me doing and that's saying 'I'm sorry.' Or even 'I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really sorry'. Because you see folks, I will never have anything to say sorry for. I'm just a clam.

Vote for Rick. I put the 'us' in mollusc.